OK, I'll Say It — Count Orlok Is Hot

So, hear me out. From the right perspective, when seen in good lighting, and from flattering angles, Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård) is kinda a stud. Granted, you have to look past a lot of glaring red flags and questionable mating rituals, but when have either of those stopped a devoted monsterf**ker before? Historically speaking, Orlok hasn't really been seen as a sex symbol in comparison to his more suave counterpart, Dracula. But Robert Eggers' new update of Nosferatu shows that Orlok had untapped potential as an object of desire that we should all be thankful has been brought to light.