Christopher Walken doesn't have a cell phone, has never emailed & watches satellite TV

A few weeks ago, some girlfriends and I were talking about how we were the last group to have grown up for a period of time without the Internet. My son starts middle school later this year and when we were touring it, we learned that public schools in our county don't use lockers anymore. Part of it is a safety thing (don't get me started) but a big reason is that students apparently really don't use textbooks anymore. Everything is done through their school-issued computer. My son was actually in kindergarten when the lockdowns happened and all students were issued laptops. Those kids . . .