Why Teslas make Leftists Feel Good (apologies to George Carlin)

In an old George Carlin routine titled "Leftovers," he says something like this: Leftovers make you feel good about yourself, not once, but twice. The first time is when you put it in the fridge, you tell yourself, "Ha! I'm saving food!" Then months later when you rediscover it, and it's pulled away from the sides of the dish and there are various colorful things growing on it and you throw it away, you tell yourself, "Ha! I'm saving my life! It's like that with Leftists and Teslas. Teslas allow Leftists to preen and Virtue Signal, not once, but twice....