United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously

NEW YORK, NY — The 81st General Assembly of the United Nations entered a high-level week of talks this week, with delegates demanding that the world take the organization seriously. For years, the UN had been largely ignored by the world's population, prompting speech after speech from delegates demanding to be recognized, or face the full might of further symbolic resolutions. "We are basically a one-world government, we should be feared," said UN spokesperson Stéphane Dujarric. "Don't you understand that we hold the fate of the world in our hands in a sort of symbolic sense? We can just declare...