Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America'

President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "America." With affordability the top concern among likely voters, the administration has recommitted itself to naming even more things "America" in an effort to bring down prices. "Once everything is renamed 'America', the cost of groceries will fall like you won't believe," said Trump. "You're going to be so shocked, you'll go into the store and say, 'Wow. I didn't even know eggs could be so cheap. I didn't think it was possible.' People will be pinching...