Travis Kelce and the First Lady of Tight Ends

This weekend in TNT wedding speculation reminded me of a Taylor Swift song lyric from a track off 1989, my favourite out of all her albums. It's this line from "I Know Places": "Baby I know places we won't be found and . . . They'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down" Tails and tight ends, I guess that really is the theme of this post. So we'll start with the tails who might be getting played by Taylor's head games. That's how it's felt the last few days as wedding anticipation has intensified – and it's not like the media's been calm about it, not for months. . . .