'The Phoenician Scheme' Review: Nobody Wes Andersons Like Wes Anderson

I've said it before - and I'll say it again unless Wes Anderson suddenly shifts gears and makes an earthy Dogma '25 film - but I don't think Wes Anderson makes "movies." He makes moving dioramas. The worlds he creates for us are intimately crafted, finely mapped and production designed with an uncanny eye for detail. One suspects that Anderson handpicks every tile on every floor in his movies, and could tell you exactly what's wrong with each of the individual slabs he rejected. But Anderson's diorama films are not, despite some hack AI enthusiasts' insistence to the . . .