'The Love Hypothesis' Review: Charming Amazon Romance Sticks to the Formula

I'm no scientist, but smart people in lab coats think statistics are important, so let's do some math. Unless you're one of those weird, lucky freaks who fell completely and healthily in love with the first person you dated on Hinge, the odds of meeting your person these days are slim. I asked a Brainy friend of mine, and he says your chances of finding a long-term romantic partner in the modern dating environment are roughly [checks notes] "smurfteen percent." I know that's hard to believe, but I trust Brainy. He wears glasses. The good news is I ran some numbers, and according to . . .