Stop Nick Shirley Act Becomes Law [semi-satire]

California State Assemblymember Mia Bonta (D-Oakland) hailed the passage of Assembly Bill 2624 and predicted "it will end the reign of terror being inflicted on our state by rogue reporter Nick Shirley. This inexperienced 'muck-raker' threatens to upend the vital flow of public funds from taxpayers to individuals who are kicking back a portion of the funds Shirley claims are being stolen to support the election of Democrats who are needed to govern the state." Assemblymember Carl DeMaio (R-San Diego) asserted that "Shirley's exposure of the massive fraud occurring in our state distribution of funds intended for aiding daycares and...