Should FBI Agents Learn Martial Arts?

Reportedly, anonymous sources within Kash Patel’s FBI have described as “surreal” and “whacky” his plan to have his agents train in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts). This comes as no surprise. The FBI has (until recently) enjoyed the distinction of being the premiere law enforcement agency of the land. Its officers are expected to frustrate the designs of the worst of the worst actors. This being the case, it is imperative that they be grounded in reality. And since exposure to and training in the mastery of hand-to-hand violence is a reality check second to none, Patel undoubtedly recognizes that his...