Rubio Cancels 83% of USAID Programs [semi-satire]

Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced the cancellation of 5,200 programs that the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) had been supporting before it was put under his jurisdiction, saying "these programs spent tens of billions of dollars in ways that did not serve, and in some cases even harmed, the core national interests of the United States. The remaining 1,000 or so programs that will be continued will be more effectively administered by the Department of State." "I want to thank DOGE and our hardworking staff who worked very long hours to achieve this overdue and historic reform,"...