Nine staff rocked by 'shock' sacking - and it's only getting worse. Plus, truth about Guardian journo's 'strange' public proposal... and how lawyers killed Australia's last nudie mag: INSIDE MAIL

Texts dripping with dread have been coming in thick and fast from Nine's Denison St HQ. Plus, an on-sabbatical Guardian journo got engaged to a rich bloke - but everyone is baffled by the proposal.