Micah Parsons’ Brother Rips Into Jerry Jones Over Draft Pick as Cowboys HC Makes Bold Claim on Rookie

“F—- this team.” When Micah Parsons’ brother, Terrance, blasted that tweet into the digital ether during the 2025 NFL Draft, Cowboys Nation collectively spilled their Dr Peppers. The Dallas faithful, still licking wounds from a 7-10 disappointment of a season, watched as their front office did the unthinkable: draft an Alabama offensive lineman again. But Terrance? He wasn’t having it. “We do the same s— over and over and expect a different result,” he fumed, channeling Einstein’s definition of insanity like a guy who’s seen one too many Ezekiel Elliott goal-line stands.

Enter Tyler Booker, the 6’5”, 321-pound Bama bulldozer drafted 12th overall to replace retired legend Zack Martin. Cue Micah himself, live on draft coverage, stammering like a kid who just chugged a Bang Energy drink: “Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I am excited about the pick. This guy’s a beast. Guard on guard with Tyler Smith? Wow.” The duality of Cowboys fandom? Poetry in panic..

But Booker’s no consolation prize. Dude’s résumé reads like a Paul Bunyan fanfic: First-Team All-SEC, SEC Offensive Lineman of the Week x3, and a combine performance that had scouts whispering, “That’s how you replace a legend.” His 7.1 knockdowns per game? More consistent than Texas weather. Still, Terrance ain’t buying it: “Won’t be me no mo,” he tweeted, peace-ing out like Thanos post-snap.

Meanwhile, Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer’s out here dropping Braveheart speeches. “Tyler’s not just a player—he’s a culture shift,” he declared, invoking the spirit of Emmitt Smith’s ‘90s dominance. Booker, rocking a Respect chain honoring his Connecticut roots, ain’t shy either: “I’m here to maul people. Let’s eat.”

#Cowboys Micah Parsons reaction to the team drafting OG Tyler Booker at 12th overall.

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Micah Parsons continued, “This guy is a beast. He is a beast. And I look at him and Tyler Smith guard on guard with Zack Martin leaving…This is one of them picks”. And eat he will. Dallas’ O-line, once leakier than a Cowboys Stadium roof, now boasts Booker and Tyler Smith—a duo scarier than a Texas hail storm.

Micah, swapping rage for rave reviews, gushed: “I had that same excitement when I was a Cowboy.” Cue the Awwwww from Arlington to Addison. Even Jerry, usually cheesin’ like a Bond villain, probably admitted, ‘This kid’s got more grit than a Southfork Ranch rodeo.’

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