Man gets trapped in Lake Michigan quicksand, emerges with a girlfriend

When Mitchell O’Brien and Breanne Sika set off to spend a day on a Lake Michigan beach hunting for rocks, neither expected one of them would fall victim to quicksand, nor that they would be calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend by the end of the day.

Source: Man gets trapped in Lake Michigan quicksand, emerges with a girlfriend

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