It looks like royal biographer Robert Hardman was tasked with a desperate rewrite – if not a complete reimagining – of the past year for the Windsors. 2024 was the year the wheels truly came off the Windsor bus, although one could argue that same thing with the year 2020 and 2021 (and 2022 and 2023). Look, maybe it's been a slow-motion trainwreck for five years, okay? Back to Hardman, he's added chapters to his biography of King Charles, and in addition to Hardman clutching his pearls over what he thinks was the media's "performative" outrage over Kate Missington and the Curious . . .