Katy Perry's tour isn't selling well and her choreography is getting mocked

Embed from Getty Images If you haven't secured your ticket yet for Katy Perry's Lifetimes tour, good news! There are still plenty available! Like, a lot available. As in, stadiums are only a third or half full. The tour kicked off in Mexico last week, and will be in the US by May 7. Those (however few) who caught the first shows helpfully took video to post online, which has resulted in Katy's choreography being resoundingly mocked. I don't think that's gonna help the ticket sales. (FWIW, Katy has since claimed to have a "flu-cold thing.") Gosh, I know her latest album, 143, was . . .