Jimmy Fallon Jokes That US Plans to Replace Long-Range Missiles With Lime Scooters in Iran

New reports indicate that the US supply of long-range missiles has nearly run out, so on Tuesday night, Jimmy Fallon offered an alternative to the weapons: Lime scooters. To kick off his monologue, the NBC host noted that the biggest story of the news cycle right now remains the war in Iran, before zeroing in on said reports. "Yeah, we're pretty much out of long-range missiles. The plan now is to send Iran thousands of Lime scooters and hope that they injure themselves," Fallon joked. "'This guy goes at 25 miles an hour, man!'" Of course, the president also promised on Saturday . . .