I'm Convinced I Could Survive Most Horror Movies, but These 10 Are Too Brutal Even for Me

I love horrormovies; they’re a way to safely experience brushes with death from the comfort of my couch. It's adrenaline by way of safe detachment, a perfect opportunity to be extreme without, you know, actually being extreme. Sometimes, when watching a movie, I’ll play a little game where I put myself into the film to see if I can survive. It’s not really a fun game, because the majority of the time, I figure out that I would die.