Nobody is safe from Gwar. For decades, the costumed thrash metal collective has imbued their live shows with comically over-the-top acts of mock violence against right-wing political figures like Ronald Reagan and former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, as well as centrist Democrats like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. It’s no surprise that Gwar, who incidentally hail not far from DC, hate Donald Trump. But it’s taken American conservatives a surprisingly long time to catch on to the band’s faux-blood-spewing antics. They’ve caught on now, and you’re never going to believe this, but they’re clutching their pearls about it. Gwar have also issued a response to the outrage.