Democrats Vow To Improve Their Outreach To 'Bigoted Misogynists'

ASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Kamala Harris' embarrassing defeat in the recent presidential election, top politicians in the Democrat Party have stepped forward and vowed to improve their outreach to "disgusting, bigoted, misogynists" next time around. "We've seen our mistakes and we plan to do better next time," Schumer said before quickly checking to make sure his dentures were in. "We simply failed to connect with the racists, filthy garbage, bigoted misogynists, privileged supremacists, and Literally Hitlers who make up a bit more than half the country's population. We really need to start making inroads with the bad,...