Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance

DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice President, the Dalai Lama quietly canceled his scheduled meeting with JD Vance. Though the Dalai Lama's representatives said publicly that the timing of the cancellation was just a coincidence, sources close to the religious leader privately disclosed that the revered Tibetan Buddhist figure simply did not want to die. "His Holiness the Dalai Lama realized he was double-booked," said a spokesmonk. "He was looking forward to meeting Vice President Vance and hopes to do so someday, but he forgot that...