'Big Freaking Rat' Review: This B-Movie Creature Feature Gives Rodents the 'Piranha' Treatment'

Friends, I love a good "bad movie." I love crappy effects, terrible acting and shoddy production values. Some of the most entertaining movies of all time have fallen into the "bad movie" category and exhibited all the above traits. I love that there is an audience out there for middle-rung productions that create jobs for hardworking creative professionals, and long may it continue. Not everything has to be a multi-million-dollar project with big studio backing, and not everything has to be a serious, thought-provoking, or ground-breaking viewing experience. I'm perfectly happy with a silly tits-beer-and-American-flag kinda horror. But what separates many such cheap movies from the likes of Big Freaking Rat is that they are actually enjoyable to watch. Alas, this latest bad movie offering commits the worst crime of all — boring its audience.