Are Your Kids Possessed By Demons Or Just Normal Toddlers? How To Tell The Difference

You wake up in the middle of the night to discover a toddler has silently been staring at you for the last hour. Is it your normal child... or is it a demon? Parents have struggled with this question for thousands of years. That's why we've consulted the brightest toddler scientists to answer the age-old question: is your kid demon-possessed or just a typical toddler? Normal Toddler: Their head spins clockwise like a top as they projectile vomit across the room. Demon-Possessed: Head spins counterclockwise. Normal Toddler: Screams in an unintelligible language while writhing on the floor. Demon-Possessed: Same,...