Stereogum reader, I am going to assume you are constantly hoping, wishing, praying for hypoethicals that allow you to take comment section chatter into the real world. And so let’s start: What’s your platonic ideal of an indie rock song? Not necessarily the best indie rock song or even your favorite. But let’s suppose you’re shooting the shit at work, the conversation turns to “what kind of music do you like,” and someone says “indie rock.” To be specific, a conceptualization of indie rock that clashes with your own. (Pulling from my own real life experience, they probably mean Djo or Still Woozy or Glass Animals.) When you say you’re into indie rock, what’s a song that explains what you mean by that?