Alleged comedian gets Netflix deal

- Tony Hinchcliffe, best known for calling Puerto Rico a floating garbage island, got a deal for three specials and one live comedy show with Netflix.

- Christ, I’ve never looked at this guy before, why are his eyes like that? Was someone farting on his face all night? He looks like a Courage the Cowardly Dog monster of the week.

- Netflix probably sees people still using twitter and eating soggy homophobic chicken and figures they have nothing to lose. Or even something to gain because people will hate watch. I’d compare it to the Dave Chappelle thing, too, but Dave was at least capable of being funny once.

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