After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles

U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands announced that it would be changing its "Fruity Pebbles" cereal to the more compliant "Whitey Pebbles." The food giant said the cereal would feature all the same great ambiguously fruity flavors in similar packaging to the original, but now with 100% fewer carcinogenic food colors to avoid facing severe reprimands from Kennedy's Health Department. "All the deliciousness, none of the poison!" Post marketing representative Shelly Banks said. "There's nothing quite like waking up in the morning, heading into the kitchen,...