A new Thomas and Friends game just launched, and I'm glad I'm not the only one losing my mind over it

Thomas the Tank Engine was a fundamental part of my upbringing. Every time I was at my grandparents' place, you'd find a tiny, follicly-fuller version of me glued to yet another VHS re-run. Yesterday, Thomas and Friends Wonders of Sodor pulled into the station, and everyone, myself included, is going loco for the locomotives. Forget Crimson Desert. Who cares about GTA 6? It's time to choo choo like it's 1999, baby.